Will you write a book about me? Or you could paint me like one of your French girls.

Will you write a book about me? Or you could paint me like one of your French girls.

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Nightmares by the sea

I wonder if these people saw it coming and got out before it was too late. Then years later we ironically worship them while still feeding off of the shit they didn't want to be surrounded by. Maybe we should all go for a swim and never come back.

-Allan

If you don't have anything nice to say

I had a dream last night that I got married. I was still 18. It was complete and utter crap. I didn't love who I was marrying. I don't even remember who it was. There was just a wedding and I'm pretty sure I was the one marrying someone. There wasn't enough food. The moral of that story is that I recall not being able to tell my parents. The whole time I was just bummed because my parents weren't there. I feel like that's how it's really going to end up. Because I'm me and that's how I work.

-Allan

The Virgin

Today we talked dreams and I realized I still have the same exact fucking dream since I was a wee little person. I just care less about it.

-Allan

Sleep Well

I'm in no position to ask "Where's my dignity?"
It was gone to moment I realized I couldn't have you
It left with the money...
...the time spent
...the thousands of miles I've driven
Just to see you
Just so you can smile at me
Then walk away
While I stand wondering "What the fuck just happened?"
I'm well aware
It's rhetorical
I'll leave now

-Allan

timshel

coal mine. trap me and call it a day. go back to your wife and kids. enjoy a nice meal and lay by the fire until you fall asleep. wake up tomorrow and go back to work. me? i'll let them dig.

-Mary

Watermark

The biggest lie we tell ourselves
Is that it all works out
That we can just sit on four's
And wait

I like to lie.

-Allan

I Am Judas

Well of course, you are right.
I don't know what the hell I am doing.
Why don't you just decide for me?
You know everything.
Fuck, man.
Why do we even try?
Were just lazy and stupid.
You fix everything.
You are pure.
You can do no wrong.
Why'd you even make me?
Such a waste of time.

-Allan

Has left the building

Today, we got a puppy. The fortune cookie told me to not spend any money, but I was just about to drop a lot of money on things I don't really care about. I think I still will. Fuck the fortune cookie. What does it know? Stupid piece of paper written by someone who vaguely grasps the concept of fortune. Today, we got a puppy.

-Allan

Get out

We shouldn't be putting parental advisory stickers on CD's.
We should be putting them on children.

-Allan

A Baby for Pree

I don't get this obsession with trying to be an "adult"
No self-respecting 6-year-old would be caught playing in a sand box these days
He wants to charm girls with his carefully constructed hair
She wants to text one word responses while throwing caution to the wind
They'll get together and hold the shit out of those hands
At least until they find out there's more than Nick Jr. after noon
There's a world out there constructed of reality...TV
She'll live her life as Liz
He'll pimp his ride (amongst other things)
They'll all be 16 and pregnant on some beach
Pop culture

-Allan

I told you so

A while back, I recall saying something about how all the mindless, liberal shits that are spawned at my school will turn on Obama in a matter of months. Today, the person who prompted me to say that made some pretty harsh comments at the current president. I laughed pretty hard. This world is so predictable.

-Allan

Coontail

Open B tuning won't stay in tune.
I got a mouthful of my own medicine.
It was bitter, but it's suppose to be good for you.
I know to be nice now. Well, not really. I just say it.
It is completely like me to hold a grudge against you now.

-Allan

The 51 is backed up and too slow

I'm tired of 12-year-old's that look much older.
I don't look very old.
I'm tired of pretty waitresses.
I don't think I'm old enough.
She was pretty though. I think that place hires a girl for one night and fires her so no one ever sees her ever again.

-Allan

I'm ready to owe you anything

I kinda used to have things to say. Now I am just fucking with you. In case you didn't pick up on that. I am. I am I am I am I am I am. I am so done with this.

Melody 5

He turns and he says to me, "How do you feel about moving to San Antonio? You know, we're probably better off there."

I don't respond. It shouldn't matter what I think. I'm leaving soon so you can do whatever you want. The house there is nicer anyways. It's in a decent suburb. You've always wanted to live in the suburbs. I don't know why didn't just go there before I went to high school. It's not like I've lived in Oakland all my life. It's not like I've grown attached to it. It's not like I've made any good friends who are staying. I'm pretty damn tired of hearing police sirens. Why do you think I'm moving so far away?

I tell him it doesn't really effect me.

-Allan

White Casket

I'm living a double life. That makes it sound easy. I'm at least five different people. None of them know each other. One of them knows you. That's how it goes. If I tried to bring them all together, things would happen. Like having a room full of people you've slept with, but never bothered to call. Those kind of things. One of them clearly is sexually frustrated. He probably has squaids. What was I saying? Oh yea. I'm at least five different people. One of them clearly pays very little attention to anything. He has the attention span of a squirrel. By this point, you are starting to see a pattern and are thinking that I will repeat this five times. Jokes on you. I just wasted a good minute of your life. He's an asshole.

-Allan

Bare and brittle

Valentine was a man with plan
A true business man
Why not exploit the lovers
With notions of trying to get laid?
And the ones who aren't love
They'll pay to express their hate
"I'll be a rich man!"

-Allan

Drive all over time

I don't think I can stand this place anymore.
It's no longer a home, it's a cage.
I know everything. I'm just bored now.
Everyone here just drinks all the time.
So it's not so wrong that I feel alone.
Bob's getting laid, Billy has a girlfriend.
I just jack off and go to rock shows by myself.
I'll probably do that when I leave here too.

-Allan

Castle Builders

I wish I was a wit vampire. It's like a normal vampire except for the fact that instead of sucking out blood, I'd suck out all of the victim's witty thoughts and comments. I would be the most charming and clever thing on two legs since the invention of the two-legged toaster. If I ever need a witty comeback, I'd simply suck it out of you. Then you would be dead so I guess it would be pointless. Did I mention people die when they get drained of all their wit? It's true.

-Allan