One-eyed Yakuza chick

Dear people who use craigslist,

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!! Read the entire listing before you respond. DON'T PUT SHIT UP IF YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY SELLING IT!!! RAWR!!!

Okay, so I understand the cheapest I'll maybe get a decent Les Paul Studio at is $800. But a boy can dream right? RIGHT?!

I read my blog sometimes. Then I read other people's blogs. Then I realize how useless mine is. Maybe I should take this whole thing towards a more productive direction. Jump to another blogging service and start fresh!

No, we've come too far. Too many hookers left dead. Too many dead hooker jokes that it's not even funny anymore. Or is it?

-Allan

There ain't enough room on them motherfuckin' Virgin Islands

So maybe life does work out? After all?

I've managed to find myself something that'll pay me $50 (for way less than 4 hours of work...) and I'll be able to follow through my original Saturday plans. My parents are still not 100% down..

Then some dude e-mailed be about my listing on the Les Paul. I don't even know for sure if he's trying to sell me a guitar. The dude just said "$450 in cash now!" So maybe I'll get a guitar for $450 or that dudes a total creep.

-Allan

Is this really poison? Really?

Up's and down's. Constantly. Every other moment. Hey life. Stop. Please. Can I just have all up's or all down's? I can't take this anymore. Really.

-Allan

Man Up

Before I embark on my hours of typing up a study guide that'll be used for all of 45 minutes, I'm gonna bother your eyes and brain some more.

Sigh. No. Correction. Big sigh.

Yes.

So what do you get a person you don't really know? A severed foot? An orangutan heart? The multitude of dead hookers in your trunk. Well, I wanna keep those hookers actually so scratch that one out. I don't wanna spend too much either since I don't really know the person that well. That and my Les Paul fund cannot be touched until it exceeds a grand. I'll figure something out.

This week's hell officially starts tomorrow. It's gonna be rough as shit. Test. Test. Fucking horrible assignment. Another test. Finding fake blood. Science fair! WOO!!!!!!

And of course. I shouldn't complain. Those are the least of my worries. No, no. You are. I was hellbent on getting on board this fucking musical just to make you one less problem in my stupid little head. I could care less about the outcome. Just as long as I do something. Either way, I'll probably stop worrying about what you think.

I'm kidding of course. I'm just trying to spice this shit up. That's what you readers want no? Mushy emo teenage crap. That's what you're here for. It's what gets you off. A lot.

Okay. Well. I can't slack off anymore. Piss.

-Allan

Pale Bride

This week is gonna be killer. I mean, which week isn't killer? It's just that I'm too stoked about other shit that I won't be able to concentrate on this week. The handful of tests I don't wanna take don't help either.

Sometimes I wish I didn't have to take Bio. I like Bio. I just don't wanna do some of the things it asks of me. Like fucking science fair. I hate it. Very much.

I have no clue where my musical taste is going nowadays. I've been listening to a lot of Chiodos. I don't care what you think about them, I like them. They're not too generic. They've got Craig Owens who has a crazy voice. The rest of the band ain't half bad either. I've been listening to this band called Looking Glass Wars from New York. I advise you go download their free EP "A Place in a Parlor". A) Because it's free (in the sense you have to pay the internet bills still...) B) Because it's a lot louder and heavier than their full length. There's also some fairly sick guitars on the EP (did the guitarists get better or were they just holding out on the LP?). I get giddy every time I hear sweep picking. Haha.

Other than that, I haven't really listened to any new bands. Chiodos, DESA, Circa Survive, Tera Melos, The Sound of Animals Fighting, 187 Calm, The Fall of Troy, and Facing New York. I keep coming back to these bands. Over and over until I implode. So yea, I'm not too diverse with my music.

That took a 180 in the weirdest direction. Sorry.

-Allan

Childhood left without a sound

Sometimes facebook makes you do things that you wouldn't normally do. Like fill out some stupid thing. Then tag 25 people. Then realize you really don't like any of the 90 something people you are "friends" with. And all that stops you from hitting the "publish" button. Hahaha.

I'm already stoked as shit for next weekend. I want this week to end ASAP. Maybe slow down here and there, but mostly just zoom by.

My never ending quest to purchase a Les Paul has finally taught me that I probably won't be finding the one I want for under $600. Well, I could, but it probably was used as a murder weapon or some shit. See? Money makes you worry about stupid shit.

Did you know Journey has an Asian guy now? I didn't. I didn't really want to either, but they were on TV for some Super Bowl thing and yea...

I need to go see a show.

-Allan

Z like Zebra

Now I have a "Z" title. Go me!

-Allan