Sunday, December 13, 2009

No big whoop

The fact that I have only two finals left in my entire high school career and I'm already stoked about leaving high school makes me not wanna study at all.

Hello. You have tuned into another one of these.

If I sat in front of a camera and talked about dumb shit then posted it on youtube, would anyone watch? CAN I BE FAMOUS TOO?! WILL I RECEIVE MORE HATE MAIL AND DEATH THREATS?!

That in no way implies I'm going to start doing that. Having a blog and spamming stupid shit on twitter is enough.

I may have developed this somewhat huge obsessions with Evan Rachel Wood. I haven't seen "Across The Universe" though. I just know that a handful of people I know fucking hate it. Har har har.

Oh man oh man oh man. OH MAN!

I will recover from being sick again and fight the interbot with more words and stuff.

-Allan

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Bite My Tongue

People keep telling me high school will be some of the best years of my life. I'd gladly trade it all in for a puppy. Or a taco. Depending on the time of day.

If I keep at this pace, I'll learn to drive just before 2010! Just gonna drive around buying hella porn and cigarettes.

If it works out, I could probably drive to the Cold War Kids show next month. Won't have to deal with BART or making my parents pick me up at like 1 am.



Does that turn you on? Click it.

I remember when we were almost going to learn what makes us develop crushes in Neurobiology. I think we did. I can't remember. I don't know.

I'm like 90% done with that class. I'm both super stoked and super bummed. It's a fun and interesting class, but it is so fucking hard. Definitely not for the pretend smart people.

My friend wants to go out with a bunch or people for dinner next Thursday to celebrate all the December birthdays. He has his sights set on this somewhat fancy restaurant and is willing to pay for all of it. I'm not sure I wanna go. Sure, I shouldn't bitch about a free meal, but I'm only turning 18 man. I think I'd have a better time fucking around in some dirty little burger joint in the middle of nowhere. Har har har. I'm just not mature/sophisticated enough for this stuff I guess. Nonetheless, it's a very nice thing for him to do.

I is listening to that Academy Is... at this very moment. Once again, I like Santi. Leave me alone.

I hate it when people abuse the word "epic".

Why do you think Joss Whedon shows get cancelled a lot? Maybe because they really aren't that good. Maybe.

This is my new favorite thing:



-Allan

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Sugar it's all right

17 (you could basically round it off to 18) years and you'd think my parents would have given up on trying to make me more normal like the other children. Nope. Mum gives me crap for almost everything. Sadly I just have to take it.

Angst. Angst. Angst.

People seemed really happy to learn that they have gotten into college. I want that feeling?

Can you believe it? I'm less then 8 days away from my final final of high school! Then I just have to finish my one AP and it's no more testing!!! At least until college (if that happens).

I really wanna go to college. Leave me alone.

I think that's how my entire life will be. Move from school to school to job. Then whatever work is, it will just be like school except way more important and for way longer. I won't want to do it for the most part, but I need it and will just feel empty and bored without it. I sound like I'm talking about drugs. Har har har.

I have gloves. They don't have fingers. So much for being practical.

Have you ever swallowed something and thought you were gonna die cause you weren't sure it was gonna make it through all the way? I have. I swallowed a whole Hershey's Kiss thing the other day. Adding insult to injury, it was one of those awesome peppermint ones which just made the whole experience all that much worse cause it was minty the whole time lodged in my throat. Probably didn't help I was laughing the whole time. I wasn't going to die.

Pussy.

There is a stamp laying next to me on this shelf thing I have. I don't know where it came from.

-Allan

Monday, December 7, 2009

A Holden Caufield

Wow...umm...okay. I don't know how well this is going to go over for you. Just hope they're not all thirsty for blood.

Rumors are stupid, but the fact that you did something really stupid in the first place just makes it worst. Where the fuck was your head?

Here's to me having no faith whatsoever in the generations that will come after me.

This is where you drink something. I guess.

I could be more vague. It's really not something that would make your life a whole lot better by knowing. Thinking about it makes me wanna throw up. Why couldn't I be like the one person who doesn't know a damn thing about it? It's not something that involves me either. It only bothers me because I thought this person was different and had way more common sense than that. I guess not.

Did you know one of the new Smashing Pumpkins songs is up somewhere on the interbot? You probably know I couldn't care less.

You can't sexy dance to punk rock.

-Allan

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Mercy me

Mass texts are funny.

So is everything else.

If you've never seen the movie "Kids", it's probably worth watching.



Best part of the movie ever.

Yea, I'm running out of movies to watch so I'm just going back and re-watching things. If I really wanted to, I would actually take some of my friend's recommendations and watch all the bad foreign films he spends all his time watching. But I won't. I look down on all that is not remotely indie!!! >=O

So I went into an American Apparel once. I wanted to buy red pants. They didn't have red pants. I just ended up talking about Sasha Grey with one of the girls that worked there. True story.

"Sometimes I wonder if sex is worth all of this..."

It really isn't.

-Allan

It is done

So I somehow convinced my friends to go see New Moon with me tonight. All I can say is wow. We left maybe 4/5th's through the movie only because I was sure it might possibly get funnier. My friends gave up like 20 minutes in and were just flipping me off the whole time. Worst waste of money ever. Fuck you lady for telling me to shut up. I know I was being an asshole, but there were people next to me who were just talking the whole time and you didn't give them shit. I was only laughing....really loudly.

I want to find like an e-mail or something for the person who wrote the script. I want to talk to this person. I want to find out how he/she is able to live knowing they were the ones responsible for putting those words down on paper.

Tomorrow will be bettah! SO MUCH BETTAH!!

-Allan

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Olivia

I has to write college essays ASAP. Can I just send them my blog? Haha. It'll probably tell you more about me than some BS on a few pages of paper. I can't write anymore. That's what I'm trying to say.

I keep telling myself I'll learn how to drive during the next period off from school. I WILL MAKE THAT HAPPEN FOR WINTER BREAK! YOU WILL NOT STOP ME LAZINESS! YOU PROBABLY WILL!!!

Fuck everything. FUCK NOTHING!! Pam cakes.

-Allan