Lemons

I went to the DMV today. Stood in line for a good hour. Took that written test. Passed with 4 wrong. Stood at the counter waiting for something to happen. Lady tells me that the name on my social security card does not match the one on my passport so I can't get anything until that's all fixed. Hooray. This sucks so much because the name on my passport isn't actually even the name that I use so I'll just have to change EVERYTHING now. I don't know what the hell my parents did when I first got to the US, but there are about 3-4 different names floating out there on various documents that all are suppose to be me.

This needs to be fixed soon because I'll have to apply to college very soon and it would be so not awesome if something happened because none of the names match up.

All of that totally killed the excitement of passing in one go. The kid in front of me had like 12 wrong. I JUST WANNA DRIVE BEFORE JANUARY 23RD!!!

So yea, I basically have a permit. Haha. NOW ONTO THE DRIVING EVENTUALLY!

-Allan

St. Broadrick

Did you know that one Anthony Green and one Matt Embree came together last night in Los Angeles during a Good Old War show and played an acoustic version of "Skullflower" by The Sound of Animals Fighting? I'm going to assume that you, the reader, have no clue what TSOAF is so that's not important news.

I got the driving handbook of doom today! I've neglected to finish reading it still, but I have to! Why?! BECAUSE I APPARENTLY WILL BE TAKING THE WRITTEN TEST TOMORROW! Way to just spring things on me parents. I bet you a pony I'll fail it since I've become the worst test taker ever.

Oh man. I will get to drive eventually.

I've actually had another really, really long talk with someone on Omegle. That website is gonna get me killed.

-Allan

Bacon smacon

Anyone else find the title of my blog ridiculously stupid and thirteen-year-old-ish?

I do.

But me and the Photoshop aren't speaking so meh.

I got Adobe Premiere Pro CS3! Now I just need something to edit. I have weird hobbies. Like editing videos just for the hell of editing videos! I like learning how to use things like Photoshop and Premiere. Makes me feel useful and tech savvy.

Says the tech guy who's actually expected to understand how computers work. I really don't. I just know how to crack 'em open and occasionally know what to take out and fix.

Boohoohoo.

-Allan

Heart of chocolate

I just spent over an hour talking to the same person on Omegle. Her name was like Alyssa or something. She lived in Maine, was 16 and had absolutely no interest in boys (if you know what I mean). Of course, this information was all volunteered by her. She only knows I live in California and that I am a guy from all my stupid comments. We talked about ponies and kittens for a good 90% of that conversation. Somewhere in there was a bit of rape and murder and hardcore music. It was fun. Dare I say the most perfect Omegle conversation ever? They should model conversations after the one we just had. It didn't start with "asl?" and the only mention of hand jobs were by me during really bad jokes. If only the interbot was all this awesome.

I also want a trophy because I'm sure we broke some kind of record for longest, non-sex related, awesome conversation. YEA!

Other than that, life is still just as boring and stuck in my room as can be.

-Allan

Gota de suerte

I wanna not be sitting in front of the computer doing nothing. If I could only turn that into something productive.

There's still half of a book I spent $14 on that I haven't finished reading. An entire college essay I should probably write. One I need to revise ASAP. And just a plethora of other things I wanna get started on.

But it will never happen! WE ALL KNOW ME WELL ENOUGH AND I NEVER GET ANYTHING DONE! Poop.

I know. Two posts in one day? Exciting! If more people read this and I were more famous, some possible comments could look like this:

"OMG! ANOTHER POST?! IS IT MY BIRTHDAY?!"

"lulz"

"fagget"

"It really worked for me! BUY VIAGRA NOW!! www.notreallyviagra.com"

"Do you like regular Pringles?!"

"you know what you need a job and maybe a girlfriend then you wouldn't be sitting on your fatass eating all day and talking to the internet like someone cares fuckyoufuckyoufuckyouballsballsballsballs"

I personally love that last one. All my comments should look like that. LOOK LIKE IT!

I kinda wish I had a camera because there are things I wanna take pictures of. Hooray.

-Allan

A Badge

MY PACKAGE CAME! HOORAY! And immediately I am waiting for another. Stupid gift cards and their ability to let me shop online. =/

My dad just has the worst opinions ever. He says things and you're just like "Wow...is that what you really think?" Scratch the first sentence. The only issue I have with his opinions is that he is way too vocal about it. Yes, it is good to express your opinions, but with anything it gets boring after the first time. He'll find a way to slip politics into just about everything! I DON'T CARE ABOUT HOW THEM LIBERALS ARE KILLING US! I don't like politics either. If you hate it so much, move down South. Then you'll never have to deal with our pseudo-hippie bullshit ever again.

What?

I have this crazy paper cut on mah fingah. As with most cuts I get, I can't tell you where exactly it came from. All I know was that I neglected to put a band-aid on it and it looks gnarly.

WHOO!!

-Allan

French Texas

HOLYSNAPS! Wristcutters: A Love Story is probably one of the best movies I have ever seen!!! I love it! It somehow takes such a super depressing act and turns it into an amazing movie that is in no way depressing. GO WATCH IT! GO WATCH IT! GO WATCH IT!!!

I got a bit too excited there. It is a good movie though. The guy from Almost Famous is in it. Tom Waits is in it. They play a few songs by Joy Division. WHAT'S THERE NOT TO LOVE?!

But alas, I am stuck at home in the end. I'm kinda tempted to just take public transportation all the out to the city so I can spend the rest of my "I saved up all of this money for one thing, but I've decided to waste it on all this other thing" money. It's kinda late ish though. I probably won't make it home before dark and I'm not motivated to leave the house. I'm still recovering from being 98% dead so I shouldn't risk it.

I have a Skype account, but I never use it. I'm not cool enough I guess.

-Allan