What can you do with all those kitties?

Dear porn/movie makers,

Stop with the story-lines and horrible plots already. I don't want a story. Just cheap, meaningless sex then credits. C'mon.

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Now I don't know where to go from that comment. I feel like I should stay consistent to some degree, but that would only involve talking about bad movies and violent pornography.

"Pornography can be violent?"

Oh, if you only knew...

I spent a good 7+ hours at school today without actually having to be there. What have I learned from it all? I don't know it as well as I thought. Where the fuck is building "F"? No, I have no clue what the fuck the "multi-purpose" room is. When the hell did we give them THOSE names? AND WHY ON EARTH DOES YOUR MACBOOK NOT WORK WITH OUR DONGLES?!

Pooo.

So like....Zooey Deschanel is amazing. Yea.

-Allan