Postcards from Italy

Santa was just using Rudolph for his body.

I've been terribly sick for the past few days. It could've been Swine flu. I don't know. I didn't sleep much. I didn't eat much. I could barely stand up. It was horrible. I couldn't even hold up a guitar (having a very heavy Les Paul didn't help) so I basically just laid in bed coughing up various internal organs.

I've developed a phobia of metal doorknobs. It's really sad and scary.

-Allan