Get out

We shouldn't be putting parental advisory stickers on CD's.
We should be putting them on children.

-Allan

A Baby for Pree

I don't get this obsession with trying to be an "adult"
No self-respecting 6-year-old would be caught playing in a sand box these days
He wants to charm girls with his carefully constructed hair
She wants to text one word responses while throwing caution to the wind
They'll get together and hold the shit out of those hands
At least until they find out there's more than Nick Jr. after noon
There's a world out there constructed of reality...TV
She'll live her life as Liz
He'll pimp his ride (amongst other things)
They'll all be 16 and pregnant on some beach
Pop culture

-Allan

I told you so

A while back, I recall saying something about how all the mindless, liberal shits that are spawned at my school will turn on Obama in a matter of months. Today, the person who prompted me to say that made some pretty harsh comments at the current president. I laughed pretty hard. This world is so predictable.

-Allan

Coontail

Open B tuning won't stay in tune.
I got a mouthful of my own medicine.
It was bitter, but it's suppose to be good for you.
I know to be nice now. Well, not really. I just say it.
It is completely like me to hold a grudge against you now.

-Allan

The 51 is backed up and too slow

I'm tired of 12-year-old's that look much older.
I don't look very old.
I'm tired of pretty waitresses.
I don't think I'm old enough.
She was pretty though. I think that place hires a girl for one night and fires her so no one ever sees her ever again.

-Allan