A Baby for Pree

I don't get this obsession with trying to be an "adult"
No self-respecting 6-year-old would be caught playing in a sand box these days
He wants to charm girls with his carefully constructed hair
She wants to text one word responses while throwing caution to the wind
They'll get together and hold the shit out of those hands
At least until they find out there's more than Nick Jr. after noon
There's a world out there constructed of reality...TV
She'll live her life as Liz
He'll pimp his ride (amongst other things)
They'll all be 16 and pregnant on some beach
Pop culture

-Allan