Lindsay, quit lollygagging

OH MY GOD! YOU'RE JUST TAKING HER SIDE! HE HAS FEELINGS TOO! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!

So I win now? :D

I give half-ass performances and then leave feeling dirty. Woo!

Kentucky Grilled Chicken sucks. For the amount of money you pay to stomach that shit, you could like get a simple BBQ grill and grill all the chicken you could ever want.

I have work to do. Holyfuck do I have work to do.

-Allan