Vodka and 7-Up

HI MATTHEW!

Now that you're probably reading this, I feel all self-conscious and embarrassed.

Not really.

But at least you'll get to see how much of a creep I REALLY am and read all the creepy comments I don't get.

Haha.

It's been 26 minutes since I've written a word.

These things take anywhere from 3 seconds to 6 hours to write. Fun.

-Allan