28 centuries later

Dear people who produced the movie "Push",

Do you realize what an amazing opportunity you folks have? With a name like "Push", you've opened the gateway to tons of sequels (including "Shove", "Push: HARDER", "Knock Back", "Push 2", "Push More", etc.). All you gotta do is swallow some pride. Take the series into a completely different direction. Be hella tongue in cheek. You'll be fucking filthy rich and all the bad reviews won't be able to touch you. So you've taken a slightly bad step by making "Push" a serious action movie. You've got at least 6 sequels to fix that.

-Bob

No, I'm not trying to be funny. I actually think that's a good idea. Since no one seems to want to give their movies decent names anymore. Might as well embrace it and make it something beautiful.

-Allan