Bye bye.

Hoh shit.

2008 is almost over. I didn't see that one coming.

Let me say it's been a shitty year filled with awesome things.

I've become more of a creep and a worserer person. Still working on becoming a beautiful butterfly. Hahahaha.

So yea. I don't know. What else am I gonna say?

Here, I'll re-cap 2008 for me in a single sentence:

A complete lack of sex.

There. Yes. That's all 2008 meant. =/

ONTO NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS (cause I really care about those...)!!!!

Umm...let's see. This tends to be something I'll never get around to doing so here's my New Year's Resolution (only one, sorry):

Find a girlfriend.

...

I thought that comment was funny. Fuck you.

So yea. Happy New Year fuckers. Hope 2008 fucked you real nice and never called again as well. Let's do it again in '09! THEN WATCH EVERYTHING DIE IN '12!!!!!

Now go get shitfaced.

-Allan

Blah blah blah blah

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH?!

Blah blah!

BLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Allan

These are....

Things I've learned about life via movies...

1. Everything goes to shit in the worst way possible

2. Married people have affairs left and right.

3. You're very likely to cut your own tongue out as penance because you've wronged someone.

4. That random blonde chick just ain't worth it in the long run.

Yea....

-Allan

Pallid Protocol.

Lemme let you in on my secret project of dooms....

....

Wait....I don't have one. Fuck. =/

So my weird fanboy obsession with Charlotte Gainsbourg has resurfaced again. This takes form in me watching a bunch of her movies (Bob Dylan movie included). There's this one called "Prête-moi ta main" that I like. Go watch it. Or your kid can be a drunk asshole. That's up to you really.

I'm starting to think coffee doesn't actually work on me anymore. I just hope I don't kill myself in an attempt to stay awake or something.

If I do, tell my wife I love her.

-Allan

Drive-In

I watched that Bob Dylan movie "I'm Not There".

I wasn't feeling it to tell you the truth. And Cate Blanchett probably made the best Bob Dylan in my opinion.

Bob Dylan Bob Dylan? Bob Dylan....

What else can I say that hasn't been said before? Nothing.

Sadly, the only thing on my mind recently is somehow forking up 200+ dollars so I can replace Alice. That's not like me to worry so bad about money. Fuck me.

James sounded like he wanted to lend me that amount of money when I told him about it. I wouldn't borrow it from him though. 1) Because I would have a hell of a time paying him back. 2) He's still a kid. One thing I've learned is one kid should not borrow a large sum of money from another kid. It doesn't work out.

Why the hell do you need to know any of this? Go away.

-Allan

Is that porno ever getting made?

So I leave my acoustic out of it's case all the time since I strum it every other minute (be it procrastinating or actual work) and that part is important somehow.

I put my capo on the guitar last night before I went to sleep. I usually keep it clipped to the head, but I kinda felt lazy last night so I was like "I'll just put it here and fuck it..." Then for most of the day, I kept thinking, "The capo is kinda just laying on the guitar, if I pick it up, remember to grab the capo first so it doesn't fall on the floor or some shit." I get anal about things like that. So a few seconds ago, I picked up my guitar and the capo hit the floor and I was bummed out.

Funny how life works right?

Sorry for wasting your time.

-Allan

Lo

I've watched a grip of movies during these past 11 days (I've been counting...).

I just finished watching Being John Malcovich. Good movie also. It's really weird and goes a billion different ways you totally don't see coming if you've never heard a thing about the movie.

I actually feel like shit right now though. I think I'm sick, but it doesn't quite feel like I'm actually sick. Like mentally it feels like I have flu, but physically, I think I'm fine.

LALALALALALA.

Lolita is a pretty name.

-Allan