He was a scary bear

I want me a heavy dose of April.
Everything will be better in April.
All my troubles will magically vanish in April.
It will all fix itself in April.
I just have to sit and wait until April.
Is that how it works?

-Allan

RATTLESNAKE!

So he says, "For $.50 extra, you can get a large. You want a large?" Won't the medium cup be able to hold a small child? No? SURE THEN! Large it is. I'm man enough to drink a small, under-developed nation's water supply's worth of Coke. You have convinced me sir. But wait! Surely a normal straw does not have the power to transport all of this liquid from the container to my mouth! I must use a Red Vine? Can I buy only one Red Vine? I need the entire box of Red Vines for some undisclosed reason? Okay. I'll take a box of Red Vines then. Golly mister, you sure are helpful.

-Allan

Sabina and Franz

I know that I have lived vicariously
None of this is my own
I remember days, things
I'm sure that they are not memories

I know that I have lived vicariously
I've talked to people in places I have never been
I laughed about hidden jokes that aren't mine
I remembered all the wrong people

I know that I have lived vicariously
In your city, on your street
Hanging around your favorite places
Sat in that cafe on 4th

Because I have lived vicariously
I forgot how to live on my own

-Allan

There's a song about this

Dear rain,

I am no longer in love with you and this relationship cannot drag on any longer. It was fun at first and we had our giggles, but now I see you are nothing more than just water that falls from the sky for an extended period of time before stopping. Remember the times when you were soothing and actually helped me fall asleep? What happened to those days? You've kept me up for two nights in a row with your "pitter patters" and "drip, drip, drips". I dozed off during a test today because you couldn't talk it out at a reasonable hour of the day. It's always "me, me, me" now. I have feelings too. I quite enjoy not having to make mad dashes from building to building for fear of getting all of my possessions wet. Also, I think you should ease up on the evaporation. You're starting to sound like hail.

Love,

Allan

house of leaves

Sometimes people are difficult to deal with. I probably shouldn't rope in people in general into that statement. It's just a few select individuals. I generally find people to be nice.

You can't give me crap and then request that I do something for you. You can't come to me for help and when I tell you I honestly can't help, you tell me I'm useless. You can't try to be my friend when you don't have an ounce of respect for me. You should also stop asking me questions that don't pertain to anything of great importance. IF MY ANSWER IS NOT GOING TO SAVE A HUNGRY VILLAGE IN AN UNDER-DEVELOPED COUNTRY, DON'T ASK IT! In short, you should go die in a hole.

I don't know why dying in a hole is the preferred method for you to die by.

I really don't know if it stems from their ego or they just have no concept of how human interactions work. I love puppies.

-Allan

The damage revealed the cost

This is the big four oh....oh.

400 posts. I've been doing this for about a year and I've accumulated a total of 400 posts. No mistakes this time.

It is at this point in a boy's life that he must talk about being at this point in his life.

I would've done something spectacular with this post if I were famous, but I am not so nothing spectacular will happen. Maybe by 500 I'll be a billionaire and dumb promises like Michael Scott. Then it'll be great.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to whore myself out more to the interbot.

-Allan

The shivers, I got.

I question my character sometimes.

Char⋅ac⋅ter [kar-ik-ter]- n. 1. the aggregate of features and traits that form the individual nature of some person or thing; 2. a part or role, as in a play or film.

-Allan