Turkeys actually go "omgomgomg"

Turkey. Yea. What are you thankful for?! WHAT AM I THANKFUL FOR?! Who the fuck really cares?

I just wanna eat and try my hardest to not say anything rude to my dickhead uncle who acts like a 5 year old. Like honestly, that man is the most close-minded, picky asshole I've ever met. He has a problem with fucking everything. Fuck you.

But what am I thankful for? Hmm....

1. Paint
2. Eggs
3. Bunnies
4. Crackheads

Yeah. I'm serious.

Goodnight.

-Allan