I spend a good amount of time in my aunt's office which has a laptop so I can do this. She works for some company that sells lingerie. There are giant posters of women with barely any clothes on everywhere and I'm the only other guy in the office (I get dirty looks when I stare at them). This leads me to my next point.
Seeing as all of my relatives here do work that involves shopping centers and buying crap, I see a ton of posters of people posing and trying to sell whatever brand of crap. They aren't like super famous models either. Super famous models are seen over and over again and get interviewed and stuff. The only proof that these people in the posters exist is the fact that they're standing their dressed uber hip and smiling at you. This leads me to wonder sometimes where these people are today. Are they still dressed uber hip and living the life or are they doing porn to try to get by?
We have a ton of fast food restaurants here. They've invaded the shit out of where I live. We have like two fucking Wal Marts. But there is not a single Starbucks. Okay, I don't like Starbucks all that much, but they're fucking everywhere so I was kinda hoping they would've opened a store here so I could get my fix. Nope. Fuck me. They're just gonna leave me here to die.
Beep beep boop.
-Allan
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
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I think I would die without Starbucks, or at least some form of coffee shop nearby.
ReplyDeleteI always wonder about people in pictures, especially the ones I don't know, like people in the backgrounds from vacation photos or whatever. It's kinda weird.
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