The winds are not on our side

I'm back in America! Okay.

"Real life starts again. Har har har!"

Thanks dad.

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This is what we in the showbiz business of businessing call "lose 100 pounds you fat bitch you look like a cow!"

Things I've missed about the good ol' You es of ay:

1. People actually following traffic laws.
2. Cold. Thank god I got out from SFO so I got a face full of cold the minute I left the airport.
3. youtube. I need my cute kitten videos!
4. Porn
5. Doritos
6. Coffee at my diposal 24/7

Yea. YEA!!!! I hate airplanes. Flying is just way too boring. The stewardesses for my aisle were actually kinda pretty this time though. Still doesn't make the flight less boring. Go watch "Is Anybody There?" It's a good movie.

-Allan