Should even ask what the hell this ad is trying to tell me?
My mother has a job interview with some lady on the phone today. She's nervous as hell because well...she doesn't speak a whole lot of English and she's gonna have to respond in English. If I get any part of me from her, I really hope it's the ability to just bullshit your way through things and succeed. I hope she gets the job. It doesn't require speaking. You just push a ton of fucking buttons and sit in front of a computer all day.
I have to write my college essays. Finish my common app. Shoot myself in the face. Learn to love the bomb. Save the world. All before next week.
Hell yea.
-Allan
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