Who doesn't have a fucking facebook?!

Like actually. What the hell man? I can find just about anyone on facebook.

And I think it's funny "friending" a person who's in a fairly popular and awesome local band on facebook (*cough* DESA *cough*). You see all the folks from all the other awesome local bands in their friend list and it's just awesome (somehow).

And I don't even like facebook all that much. I don't wanna fucking poke you or take stupid quizzes or compare our goddamn tastes in movies and bullshit. I don't care for your stupid lost cellphone groups either. But I still have one.....

So maybe it will take over the world. As long as people remain curious.

Why the hell am I talking about facebook? Back alley sex FTW.

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Okay. I need some info. You will drop some knowledge. So anyone new reading this? Like folks that I don't know are already reading? Wanna leave me a shitload of comments about viagra pills and donkey porn and drop your name in the process. Thanks.

And that's only for folks I don't know are reading. The rest of you. Go. Go find me a sandwich.

-Allan