"I know all your names and I have like all your albums and and and..."

Right now.

At this very moment.

I am fucking hating life.

But it's normal. You have to feel like this once in a while or everything just gets too happy and boring. Haha.

You can't sulk too long though.

And that's what you call advice. You got problems? I'll fix it. You can call my hotline and e-mail my fan club or something.

-Allan